Surat Putus Cinta

Timah ingin putuskan hubungan dengan boyfriend omputihnya melelui surat. Suratnya berbunyi begini:-

Hi,

My motive write dis letter to giv know u something. I want to CUT CONNECTION us. I saw u PLAY WOOD THREE in front my eyes. So, I break connection to PULL MY BODY from dis luv. I hav think about dis very COOK-COOK. I know I CLAP 1 HAND only. I don trust u again! U are really CROCDILE LAND! I don want u to PLAY-PLAY with my LIVER. I hav been crying until no more eye water. I don want BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES. SAFE WALK!

The true,

Timah


Terjemahan ayat Huruf Besar:

CUT CONNECTION - PUTUS HUBUNGAN
PLAY WOOD THREE - MAIN KAYU TIGA
PULL MY BODY - TARIK DIRI
COOK-COOK - MASAK-MASAK
CLAP 1 HAND - TEPUK SEBELAH TANGAN
CROCDILE LAND - BUAYA DARAT
BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES - PISANG MASAK 2 KALI
SAFE WALK - SELAMAT JALAN


--- sumbangan: RIYAZ

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Anonymous
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14/6/10 9:50 PM

hehe lawak sgtttt ;)

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Anonymous
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12/7/10 2:29 AM

ha ha ha, lawak cam sakai

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manong
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11/8/10 3:41 PM

tahniah. bejaye buang mase aku.

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Anonymous
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20/12/10 1:31 PM

lawak ngat..

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Anonymous
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21/6/11 5:43 PM

saya sudah jatuh cinta la plak dgn si penulis lawak nih wahaha..jk

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izah
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29/10/11 6:49 PM

tk phm langsong cite ni...

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Anonymous
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3/11/11 1:31 PM

not bad...

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Anonymous
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3/6/12 10:37 AM

boring nyerrrrrrrrrrrrrr...................

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Anonymous
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19/11/12 11:05 AM

=P

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