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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Nak Cerita Pun Malas

Pada masa dahulu, ada sebuah kampung di mana semua rakyatnya amat rajin belaka tidak ada yang malas. Jadi pada suatu hari, rajanya membuat pengumuman hendak mencari seorang yang malas. Semasa perhimpunan itu, adalah seorang lelaki mengaku, katanya, “Patik adalah yang paling malas.”

Raja pun bertanya, “Apa tahap malas tuan hamba?”

Lalu jawab lelaki tersebut, “Kalau patik hendak makan, ada orang yang suapkan patik.”

Tiba-tiba datang seorang lelaki lagi lalu berkata, “Patik lebih malas lagi daripada dia tuanku.”

Tuanku pun bertanya kepadanya, “Sampai mana pulak tahap malas tuan hamba?”

Maka jawabnya, “Kalau patik makanpun, sampai ada orang tolong kunyahkan.”

Maka raja pun terdiam seketika.

Tanpa disangka-sangka datang seorang budak lelaki kepadanya sambil berkata, “Patik adalah yang paling malas tuanku.”

Raja pun bertanya, “Bagaimana pula tahap kemalasan kamu si budak?” Budak itu pun menjawab, “Nak cite pun malas.

---- sumbangan: Mat

40 Comments:

At 30/11/11 3:35 PM, Anonymous kucing comot said...

lawak juger :)

 
At 1/12/11 10:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

suam2 kuku...

 
At 5/12/11 12:11 PM, Blogger call me cat said...

NK SHARE TAO. THANKS

 
At 11/12/11 9:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Begitu perangai budak-budak zaman dahulu

 
At 12/12/11 2:49 PM, Anonymous indobeta said...

wkwkwk, mau cerita aja males = hidup segan mati tak mau

 
At 25/12/11 12:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha.. Sebenarnya.. X lawak pun..

 
At 18/1/12 4:49 PM, Blogger diANa hARiS said...

haahaha... aiyooo, lawak lawak

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At 20/1/12 9:58 AM, Blogger muammargaddafi94 said...

lawak la nih...lawak tahap kuih donat~ha2

 
At 2/2/12 1:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

best best

 
At 14/2/12 12:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

copy kat majalah mastika

 
At 8/3/12 8:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aku nak komen pun malas!

 
At 27/3/12 5:04 PM, Blogger Yumida said...

like! nk share jgk

 
At 1/4/12 5:33 PM, Blogger ダイアナダニエル said...

best liked liked (Y)

 
At 4/4/12 2:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 21/4/12 4:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 13/5/12 4:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice I love this

 
At 16/5/12 5:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehe..lawak..

 
At 4/6/12 3:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wkwkwkwkkwkwkwkw lawak!

 
At 4/6/12 8:50 PM, Anonymous pelita lilin said...

Aku nak taip pun malas

 
At 18/7/12 8:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha lawak gak time2 bosan

 
At 5/8/12 10:59 AM, Blogger adie adiedas said...

Lawak

 
At 8/8/12 1:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bese je

 
At 13/8/12 7:32 AM, Blogger meilan tirani said...

Mksd

 
At 15/9/12 1:59 PM, Blogger Siti Fadzirah said...

hhahaa lawak2...

 
At 27/9/12 4:17 PM, Blogger King of banana said...

Nak ktwa pun malas....ktwa dlm hti je lh...

 
At 7/12/12 10:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

liet ge ku males

 
At 8/12/12 1:07 AM, Blogger Zetton Seijin said...

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At 26/12/12 6:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aq nak baca pun malassssss.....

 
At 1/1/13 10:33 PM, Blogger mohd fikri said...

best ad lawak....sempoi,

 
At 1/1/13 10:33 PM, Blogger mohd fikri said...

best ad lawak....sempoi,

 
At 1/1/13 10:33 PM, Blogger mohd fikri said...

best ad lawak....sempoi,

 
At 3/1/13 4:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Malaslah nak comment.....thp trok

 
At 15/1/13 11:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHA...

 
At 15/1/13 11:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FARID AYOB KATE BEST!!

 
At 17/1/13 12:52 PM, Blogger aam sulawati said...

hhhhuuuuummmmmm,,,,,,,,,,laugh

 
At 23/1/13 8:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nak komen pun malas..

 
At 24/1/13 11:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dri 5star aku bg 2 jek kot..kureng r..

 
At 18/5/13 10:56 AM, Anonymous Bisnis Online Gratis said...

Artikel yang sangatlah lucu........ hehehehehehe

 
At 11/7/13 10:02 PM, Blogger jeremy gabriel said...

Ok lah

 
At 10/3/14 11:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Xlawak pun..tpi oklah..

 

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