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Friday, July 22, 2011

Menggali Petikan Kata-Kata Sang Motivator

Seorang Motivator berkata: "Tahun-tahun terbaik dalam hidupku ku habiskan bersama seorang wanita yang bukanlah istri ku."

Hadirin terkejut dan terpaku...

Ia kemudian menambah , "Ia adalah ibuku."

Hadirin kemudian bertepuk tangan dengan gemuruh dan tertawa.

Mamat yang baru saja mengikuti seminar tersebut, kemudian mencuba hal ini di rumah. Setelah makan malam, ia berkata dengan lantang di depan istrinya di dapur,

"Aku menghabiskan tahun-tahun terbaik hidupku bersama seorang wanita yang bukan istriku."

Ia berhenti sejenak memejamkan matanya, cuba mengingati kalimat terakhir sang Motivator... Ketika Mamat membuka mata, ia mendapati dirinya terbaring di tempat tidur hospital, baru saja mendapatkan rawatan akibat siraman air panas...

Moral of the story:
Don't copy, if you can't paste.


----sumbangan: Mamat

34 Comments:

At 23/7/11 6:01 PM, Anonymous Mr. Jabat said...

Very..veri good.... n Funny.!!!!!

 
At 24/7/11 5:38 PM, Blogger lianartie said...

very fool........

 
At 25/7/11 1:19 AM, Anonymous ella said...

kah kah kah nak tiru tapi tak kena tempat...

 
At 26/7/11 6:12 PM, Anonymous agung wisudhatama said...

lucu banget zob .. hehe .. update cerita lucu terus zob .. :-D

 
At 27/7/11 2:38 AM, Blogger Suraya Nordin said...

hahaha.lawak!

 
At 28/7/11 3:39 PM, Anonymous hasannn said...

hahahahaha....
nk copy tp bebal.....
hahahahahhahaha....
best gle...

 
At 29/7/11 6:50 PM, Blogger ocan ocan said...

nice story Gan

kunjungan blog ane di ocanocan.blogspot.com
Thanks

 
At 1/8/11 12:42 PM, Anonymous peluang usaha said...

hahaha....lucu banget! update trs yee...:))

 
At 11/8/11 4:29 PM, Anonymous RojakPunya.blogspot.com said...

dulu dah baca lawak macam ni..apa2hal pun, teruskan update.

MUKA LAWAK DI SINI

 
At 12/8/11 2:25 AM, Anonymous ikie said...

hahaha..nasib baik hidup lgi.terlantar kt hosptal kire ok lgi tu

 
At 15/8/11 8:49 AM, Anonymous AkuDiSini said...

Lawak..Lawak

 
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At 24/9/11 12:45 AM, Blogger hasya.acha said...

Hahahahaha....... ini terlebih lawak pertama saya mendengar.........Hahahaha........gle hati

 
At 27/9/11 8:34 AM, Blogger nailullutfiah said...

hehe,,,,sedih sangat punya istri macam dia

 
At 2/10/11 5:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha.Really funny! :)

 
At 2/10/11 5:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha.Really funny! :)

 
At 12/10/11 11:43 PM, Blogger MrMurder said...

huakakakakakakakakak

 
At 14/10/11 12:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

X LWAK MANA PN

 
At 7/12/11 6:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

kelaka k..

 
At 4/2/12 8:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ayat terakhir tu mmg lawak la!

 
At 8/4/12 3:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jyeahhh... Mmg lawak..

 
At 19/5/12 1:53 AM, Blogger acap said...

hahaha,.. bhye tol is3 dye..

 
At 23/6/12 1:53 PM, Blogger Jekyll JacKman said...

lawak,,

 
At 26/7/12 12:33 PM, Blogger elan said...

hahaha lucu,lucu..:D

 
At 8/8/12 10:01 AM, Anonymous olla said...

hehehe

 
At 9/8/12 5:30 AM, Blogger kami zabrie said...

best

 
At 13/8/12 8:33 AM, Blogger adie adiedas said...

Lawak..Lawak

 
At 27/9/12 4:40 PM, Blogger King of banana said...

Ganas btul istri die..sampai msok hospital..

 
At 16/10/12 10:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

um...nak knakn bini...dy y kna....kna siram air pnas...
nsib bek x asid...hahahaha

 
At 21/10/12 1:10 AM, Blogger Siti Zaharah said...

Lucuuuu..

 
At 8/12/12 1:15 AM, Blogger Zetton Seijin said...

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At 18/5/13 10:58 AM, Anonymous Bisnis Online Gratis said...

Artikel yang sangatlah lucu........ hehehehehehe

 
At 28/9/13 7:13 AM, Blogger asrul aliff said...

Hahaha..

 

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