Menggali Petikan Kata-Kata Sang Motivator

Seorang Motivator berkata: "Tahun-tahun terbaik dalam hidupku ku habiskan bersama seorang wanita yang bukanlah istri ku."

Hadirin terkejut dan terpaku...

Ia kemudian menambah , "Ia adalah ibuku."

Hadirin kemudian bertepuk tangan dengan gemuruh dan tertawa.

Mamat yang baru saja mengikuti seminar tersebut, kemudian mencuba hal ini di rumah. Setelah makan malam, ia berkata dengan lantang di depan istrinya di dapur,

"Aku menghabiskan tahun-tahun terbaik hidupku bersama seorang wanita yang bukan istriku."

Ia berhenti sejenak memejamkan matanya, cuba mengingati kalimat terakhir sang Motivator... Ketika Mamat membuka mata, ia mendapati dirinya terbaring di tempat tidur hospital, baru saja mendapatkan rawatan akibat siraman air panas...

Moral of the story:
Don't copy, if you can't paste.


----sumbangan: Mamat

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Mr. Jabat
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23/7/11 6:01 PM delete

Very..veri good.... n Funny.!!!!!

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lianartie
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24/7/11 5:38 PM delete

very fool........

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ella
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25/7/11 1:19 AM delete

kah kah kah nak tiru tapi tak kena tempat...

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26/7/11 6:12 PM delete

lucu banget zob .. hehe .. update cerita lucu terus zob .. :-D

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hasannn
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28/7/11 3:39 PM delete

hahahahaha....
nk copy tp bebal.....
hahahahahhahaha....
best gle...

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ocan ocan
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29/7/11 6:50 PM delete

nice story Gan

kunjungan blog ane di ocanocan.blogspot.com
Thanks

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peluang usaha
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1/8/11 12:42 PM delete

hahaha....lucu banget! update trs yee...:))

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11/8/11 4:29 PM delete

dulu dah baca lawak macam ni..apa2hal pun, teruskan update.

MUKA LAWAK DI SINI

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ikie
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12/8/11 2:25 AM delete

hahaha..nasib baik hidup lgi.terlantar kt hosptal kire ok lgi tu

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AkuDiSini
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15/8/11 8:49 AM delete

Lawak..Lawak

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bp
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22/8/11 9:25 PM delete

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hasya.acha
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24/9/11 12:45 AM delete

Hahahahaha....... ini terlebih lawak pertama saya mendengar.........Hahahaha........gle hati

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nailullutfiah
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27/9/11 8:34 AM delete

hehe,,,,sedih sangat punya istri macam dia

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Anonymous
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2/10/11 5:57 PM delete

Hahaha.Really funny! :)

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Anonymous
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2/10/11 5:58 PM delete

Hahaha.Really funny! :)

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MrMurder
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12/10/11 11:43 PM delete

huakakakakakakakakak

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Anonymous
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14/10/11 12:16 AM delete

X LWAK MANA PN

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Anonymous
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7/12/11 6:36 PM delete

kelaka k..

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Anonymous
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4/2/12 8:58 PM delete

Ayat terakhir tu mmg lawak la!

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Anonymous
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8/4/12 3:19 PM delete

Jyeahhh... Mmg lawak..

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acap
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19/5/12 1:53 AM delete

hahaha,.. bhye tol is3 dye..

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elan
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26/7/12 12:33 PM delete

hahaha lucu,lucu..:D

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olla
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8/8/12 10:01 AM delete

hehehe

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27/9/12 4:40 PM delete

Ganas btul istri die..sampai msok hospital..

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Anonymous
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16/10/12 10:20 PM delete

um...nak knakn bini...dy y kna....kna siram air pnas...
nsib bek x asid...hahahaha

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Zetton Seijin
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8/12/12 1:15 AM delete This comment has been removed by the author.
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Anonymous
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8/12/12 1:16 AM delete

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18/5/13 10:58 AM delete

Artikel yang sangatlah lucu........ hehehehehehe

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