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Friday, August 12, 2011

Sudu

Di sebuah klinik yang terletak berhampiran sebuah kampung...

Doktor : Awak nampak tak sihat? (sambil mengambil stetoskop)

Pak Pandir : Pening kepala, sakit dada….. doktor.

Doktor : Aaa…. suhu badan awak tinggi, ambil ubat ni… makan 2 sudu, 3 kali sehari.

Pak Pandir : Terima kasih.

Seminggu kemudian…..

Doktor : Eh, kamu lagi? Apa pulak masalah awak?

Pak Pandir : pening kepala,…. sakit dada hilang dah…. TAPI sakit perut pulak….(sambil mengerang…)

Doktor : Ubat yang saya bagi hari itu dah habis makan? Pahit ke?

Pak Pandir : Saya makan habis dah ubat tu, tak ada masalah…… cuma, SUDDDU doktor…….

Doktor : Kenapa dengan sudu?

Pak Pandir : (dengan selamba) …. keras sikit ….. doktor!

Doktor : ???????


---- sumbangan : Ubin

22 Comments:

At 18/8/11 12:38 PM, Blogger DyamaKhazim said...

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At 24/9/11 12:42 AM, Blogger hasya.acha said...

Hahahahaha........ lawaknya

 
At 27/9/11 8:41 PM, Anonymous eiykah said...

lawaklah pak pandir bih...rse cm nak kick jew dye

 
At 28/9/11 1:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

selamba ap siy artinya???????

 
At 12/10/11 4:25 PM, Anonymous esya said...

haha..mmg lawak sgt!

 
At 12/10/11 11:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...gile keje telan sudu...

 
At 20/11/11 8:34 PM, Anonymous cerita lucu said...

wkwkwkw,stress ku hilang.
makasi ceritanya yang sangaat menghibur

 
At 16/12/11 2:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

pak pandir punye citer dr dulu sampai skg x penah ada yg x lawak..lawak jew sume..

 
At 21/1/12 1:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

aduuuh...lawak!lawak!oppps...sakit perut lah plk..*_*

 
At 18/5/12 5:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

tak lawak...

 
At 29/5/12 2:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ORG YG CAKAP TAK LAWAK MEMANG TAK DE AKAL! HAHA TERBAIK LA CERITA

 
At 5/7/12 10:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like. sape yg tak rasa lawak tandanya nk mampos!

 
At 6/7/12 10:55 PM, Anonymous anoyoy said...

tak lawak do HAHAH xD

 
At 3/9/12 1:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lawakkkk haha

 
At 11/9/12 12:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaha... doktor tu yg palui, tak khatam B.Melayu.. adakah dia kata "makan 2 sudu" (bukan dia kata minum 2 sudu). sebenarnya pak pandir tu lah yg pintar... hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

sama la juga yg kata citer ni tak lawak.. palui...

 
At 11/9/12 12:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

apa la ko rang ni, selamba pun tak tau.. cetek betui...

 
At 16/5/13 9:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lawak gile...ahahahahaha

 
At 18/5/13 10:58 AM, Anonymous Bisnis Online Gratis said...

Artikel yang sangatlah lucu........ hehehehehehe

 
At 14/9/13 2:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

btapa bongoknya pak pandir ne., k'buduhan yg mlmpau..

2!€

 
At 28/9/13 7:08 AM, Blogger asrul aliff said...

Yela dri dlu lg bila bt cita lwk yg bodoh2 msti ltak nma pak pandir.sbb menampkkan cita yg mnmpkkan seseorang 2 bodoh mmg lwk sgt2 kn kn..tpi yg beza lwk pak pandir dlu dan skrg adalah pngajarannya..tpi lwk la sbb blh p mkn sudu no..haha try bg kucing aku mkn tgk la..hahaha

 
At 10/3/14 11:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha lawak....ade ke org sruh mkan ubat...die mkan sudu sekali...:DD

 

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