Tujupakale

Suatu hari di kedai mamak, seorang lelaki bertanya kepada seorang mamak yang bekerja di situ..

Hasrul : dey mamak apa password WIFI kat sini?
Mamak : apa WIFI??
Hasrul : ini kedai punya internet la..
Mamak : Ooo..itu macam kalu, password dia tujupakale jugak
Hasrul : hah??
Mamak : “tujupakale..!”
Hasrul : Apa tu..??
Mamak : Aiyoo..awak tanya passwordkan... tujupakale la..
Hasrul : Password dia tajupakale..!
Mamak : ya... tujupakale

Hasrul pun menaip T.U.J.U.P.A.K.A.L.E. (ternyata salah)

Hasrul : dey, mamak apa password dia??
Mamak : tujupakale la…sudah tanya banyak kali jugak..aiyoo!!
Hasrul : kau bagi salah la, tu yg aku tanya balik
Mamak : mana ada salah..tujupakale
Hasrul : tak boleh la dey!!
Mamak : boleh la…
Hasrul : ko datang sini tengok aku taip..(mamak tu pun datang) kalo tak boleh kepala ko aku tuju!
Mamak : aiyoo abang jangan marah la..awak satu kali saya tengok (Hasrul pun taip)
Hasrul : ko tengok aku taip T.U.J.U.P.A.K.A.L.E… tengok, mana dapat!!
Mamak : dey, abang mari sini saya taip..awak kasi tekan salah butang jugak..
Hasrul : eh, ye ke…kau tekan la
Mamak : ini macam tekan la 7777
Hasrul : “ini TUJUH EMPAT KALI..!!”
Mamak : betul la saya cakap tujupakale..
Hasrul : %@$#@%#!!!!….


--- sumbangan: Noor Azlan Hussin

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skulluv
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7/9/12 10:47 PM delete

aku pernah kena.hahaha

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Anonymous
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8/9/12 2:53 AM delete

lawak dan best

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audrey
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9/9/12 9:36 AM delete

Hahahahahahah!! Ngakak gw

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Anonymous
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21/9/12 9:01 PM delete

lawakkkkkk

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27/9/12 4:01 PM delete

Lawak do..hilang stress bwk kja..

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Anonymous
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3/10/12 9:48 AM delete

lawak!!

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Syila Said
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10/10/12 4:34 PM delete

Serius lawak!!!

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Anonymous
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30/10/12 4:50 PM delete

terbaekkkk mamamk... pakale yer...haha

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Anonymous
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1/11/12 12:30 AM delete

Hahaha lawak :)

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Anonymous
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3/11/12 9:48 PM delete

Bodo punya mamak. Klu kena kat aku, dah kena terajang dah mamak nih

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Anonymous
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11/11/12 8:00 PM delete

Restoran Che Don sek.2 shh alam,
pasword dia,
tujupakale lapanpakale,...

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citra sutera
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14/11/12 1:51 PM delete

lawak.. saya dah share pun sbb mmg best .. nak2 skrg musim wifi kan? ahahaha

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amirazman30
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16/11/12 2:07 PM delete

salam bro
siapa owner dunia lawak dekat fb???

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Anonymous
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26/11/12 3:18 PM delete

Haha. Klakar! Aq pon x phm pe manak tuhh ckp.. =D

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Anonymous
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16/12/12 11:17 AM delete

hahah , lucu nya .

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Anonymous
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27/12/12 2:41 PM delete

very funny....hahaha

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28/12/12 5:35 PM delete

lawak lawak lawak...

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Anonymous
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6/1/13 3:42 AM delete

Terbaik

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Anonymous
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15/1/13 8:58 PM delete

tujupakale=)) wakaka =)) sindrom lidah mamak zaman² skarang ni yekk =))
btw,aku enjoy baca cerita ni :)

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Anonymous
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23/1/13 1:59 PM delete

Menyirap siot mamak nie..klw kne kt aku,aku jotos kple dy..

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12/2/13 12:49 PM delete

Haha..tuju je kpale mamak tu..trbaek..lwk thap super..

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7/3/13 3:36 PM delete

Lucu Banget.... hehehehehehehehe

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Anonymous
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25/3/13 3:04 PM delete

laen kali tuju jerr kepala mamak tuuuu

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ezwan
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25/3/13 4:46 PM delete

lawak siot.
Wkwkwk

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Anonymous
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26/3/13 3:15 PM delete

haha... lawak bahh..

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Permata Dila
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9/4/13 1:00 PM delete

hahah..ni baru betul2 lawak (Y)

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Anonymous
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22/4/13 7:39 PM delete

Terbaek!

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Anonymous
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24/4/13 4:03 PM delete

Dey mamak..hahaha

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Anonymous
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24/4/13 10:26 PM delete

lol..mamak2 ckp la dgn kelas n bener..huhuhah..

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Anonymous
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10/5/13 3:51 PM delete

Mna lawak... Hahaha... Mmang terbaik la..

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Anonymous
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14/5/13 12:37 PM delete

ahahah macam gampang!!!

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sudip
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14/5/13 2:22 PM delete

samdol...

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18/5/13 10:53 AM delete

Artikel yang sangatlah lucu........ hehehehehehe

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Anonymous
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2/7/13 10:56 PM delete

password wifi ad minimum and xboleh 4 huruf. Xlawak sbb xlogik

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Anonymous
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13/9/13 8:19 PM delete

mamak tuu pn BANGANG x ckap dgn jelas pesal?? kn da free2 kena mrah??

2!€

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Anonymous
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3/12/13 8:26 PM delete

Haha aku pn penah kena gak mcm ni

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