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Friday, September 07, 2012

Tujupakale

Suatu hari di kedai mamak, seorang lelaki bertanya kepada seorang mamak yang bekerja di situ..

Hasrul : dey mamak apa password WIFI kat sini?
Mamak : apa WIFI??
Hasrul : ini kedai punya internet la..
Mamak : Ooo..itu macam kalu, password dia tujupakale jugak
Hasrul : hah??
Mamak : “tujupakale..!”
Hasrul : Apa tu..??
Mamak : Aiyoo..awak tanya passwordkan... tujupakale la..
Hasrul : Password dia tajupakale..!
Mamak : ya... tujupakale

Hasrul pun menaip T.U.J.U.P.A.K.A.L.E. (ternyata salah)

Hasrul : dey, mamak apa password dia??
Mamak : tujupakale la…sudah tanya banyak kali jugak..aiyoo!!
Hasrul : kau bagi salah la, tu yg aku tanya balik
Mamak : mana ada salah..tujupakale
Hasrul : tak boleh la dey!!
Mamak : boleh la…
Hasrul : ko datang sini tengok aku taip..(mamak tu pun datang) kalo tak boleh kepala ko aku tuju!
Mamak : aiyoo abang jangan marah la..awak satu kali saya tengok (Hasrul pun taip)
Hasrul : ko tengok aku taip T.U.J.U.P.A.K.A.L.E… tengok, mana dapat!!
Mamak : dey, abang mari sini saya taip..awak kasi tekan salah butang jugak..
Hasrul : eh, ye ke…kau tekan la
Mamak : ini macam tekan la 7777
Hasrul : “ini TUJUH EMPAT KALI..!!”
Mamak : betul la saya cakap tujupakale..
Hasrul : %@$#@%#!!!!….


--- sumbangan: Noor Azlan Hussin

38 Comments:

At 7/9/12 10:47 PM, Blogger skulluv said...

aku pernah kena.hahaha

 
At 8/9/12 2:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lawak dan best

 
At 9/9/12 9:36 AM, Blogger audrey said...

Hahahahahahah!! Ngakak gw

 
At 21/9/12 9:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lawakkkkkk

 
At 27/9/12 9:23 AM, Blogger Rofi Marie said...

ok....la tu

 
At 27/9/12 4:01 PM, Blogger King of banana said...

Lawak do..hilang stress bwk kja..

 
At 3/10/12 9:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lawak!!

 
At 10/10/12 4:34 PM, Blogger Syila Said said...

Serius lawak!!!

 
At 30/10/12 4:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

terbaekkkk mamamk... pakale yer...haha

 
At 1/11/12 12:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha lawak :)

 
At 3/11/12 9:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bodo punya mamak. Klu kena kat aku, dah kena terajang dah mamak nih

 
At 11/11/12 8:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Restoran Che Don sek.2 shh alam,
pasword dia,
tujupakale lapanpakale,...

 
At 14/11/12 1:51 PM, Blogger citra sutera said...

lawak.. saya dah share pun sbb mmg best .. nak2 skrg musim wifi kan? ahahaha

 
At 16/11/12 2:07 PM, Blogger amirazman30 said...

salam bro
siapa owner dunia lawak dekat fb???

 
At 26/11/12 3:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha. Klakar! Aq pon x phm pe manak tuhh ckp.. =D

 
At 16/12/12 11:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahah , lucu nya .

 
At 27/12/12 2:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

very funny....hahaha

 
At 28/12/12 5:35 PM, Blogger Maisarah Penang said...

lawak lawak lawak...

 
At 6/1/13 3:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terbaik

 
At 15/1/13 8:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

tujupakale=)) wakaka =)) sindrom lidah mamak zaman² skarang ni yekk =))
btw,aku enjoy baca cerita ni :)

 
At 23/1/13 1:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Menyirap siot mamak nie..klw kne kt aku,aku jotos kple dy..

 
At 12/2/13 12:49 PM, Blogger Joeloding Loding said...

Haha..tuju je kpale mamak tu..trbaek..lwk thap super..

 
At 7/3/13 3:36 PM, Anonymous Sejarah suku di Indonesia said...

Lucu Banget.... hehehehehehehehe

 
At 25/3/13 3:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

laen kali tuju jerr kepala mamak tuuuu

 
At 25/3/13 4:46 PM, Blogger ezwan said...

lawak siot.
Wkwkwk

 
At 26/3/13 3:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha... lawak bahh..

 
At 2/4/13 12:03 AM, Blogger Bujang Sarawak said...

wakakakaka ....

 
At 9/4/13 1:00 PM, Blogger Permata Dila said...

hahah..ni baru betul2 lawak (Y)

 
At 22/4/13 7:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terbaek!

 
At 24/4/13 4:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dey mamak..hahaha

 
At 24/4/13 10:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol..mamak2 ckp la dgn kelas n bener..huhuhah..

 
At 10/5/13 3:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mna lawak... Hahaha... Mmang terbaik la..

 
At 14/5/13 12:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahahah macam gampang!!!

 
At 14/5/13 2:22 PM, Anonymous sudip said...

samdol...

 
At 18/5/13 10:53 AM, Anonymous Bisnis Online Gratis said...

Artikel yang sangatlah lucu........ hehehehehehe

 
At 2/7/13 10:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

password wifi ad minimum and xboleh 4 huruf. Xlawak sbb xlogik

 
At 13/9/13 8:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mamak tuu pn BANGANG x ckap dgn jelas pesal?? kn da free2 kena mrah??

2!€

 
At 3/12/13 8:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha aku pn penah kena gak mcm ni

 

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