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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Hadiah Hari Guru (Sempena Hari Guru)

Suatu pagi di dalam sebuah kelas 4 Slow, di sebuah sekolah rendah, di kawasan pedalaman. Cikgu sedang memberikan cadangan kepada murid-muridnya tentang hadiah sempena Hari Guru esok.

Cikgu: Saya tak kisah apa-apa jenis hadiah yang kamu nak berikan.

Murid: Tapi cikgu, hadiah yang macam mana?

Cikgu: Cikgu cadangkan begini, jika bapa kamu penanam jagung… jagunglah hadiahnya, jika nelayan, ikan pun boleh..

Murid-murid: Ohh…. begitu..

Keesokan harinya, penuh meja cikgu itu dengan pelbagai hadiah… macam-macam ada. Tersenyum lebar cikgu ….

Hah, kenapa kamu berpeluh ni Mamat? Datang lewat pulak!

Mamat: Usung hadiah cikgu… tu ada kat luar kelas.

Cikgu: Ya.. Allah, batu nesan Mat?????

Mamat: Ha….aaa (dengan bangga)

Cikgu: Ayah kamu kerja apa?

Mamat: PENGGALI KUBUR cikgu.

Cikgu: Patutlah.


---- Sumbangan: Cikgu Usman

30 Comments:

At 18/5/11 11:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha...dh terkene cikgu die..haha

 
At 19/5/11 8:25 AM, Blogger Wanita Bertudung Hijau said...

nasib baik tak ada yg jd pekebun ketum, kalau tidak, sure anak murid bawak daun ketum hadiahkan pada gurunya

hehehehe

 
At 19/5/11 11:00 PM, Anonymous hasannn said...

bpak aku bwak beca...
so nk kne bg beca ke?

 
At 21/5/11 12:34 AM, Blogger HillmeIssac said...

bapak aku tak keje,nak bagi apa?

 
At 9/6/11 10:43 AM, Blogger Wasfizzi Nazri said...

hehehe... lawak lawak... klu bapak aku seorang blogger, apa nak bagi? hehehe

 
At 6/7/11 10:35 PM, Blogger Legendcaptain said...

Bapak aku niaga keter....x kan nak bagi keter

 
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At 8/10/11 6:23 PM, Blogger asmadi bin asmuri said...

saya suka lawak kamu yang sampaoi..... hahaha.... kelakarnya......

 
At 7/11/11 12:24 AM, Blogger saimin07 said...

Nasib baik bapaknya tak keje pelihara babi,,
pasti cik gu -nya di bawakan babi.

 
At 28/11/11 12:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

kalau bapak dia jual baju dalam? hehe..

 
At 8/4/12 3:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kalo bpak dye jual bju dlm x ley nk wat pe r..

 
At 8/4/12 5:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bapak aku da Meninggal..
Nak kasi apa heh?
Kasi...
Al Fatehah jee lah.

 
At 22/4/12 4:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehe...lawak jw....x jadi mngantok da ak....

 
At 1/5/12 3:02 AM, Blogger AMER IKHWAN said...

Kalau bapak dia tok mudim, apa yg dia nak bagi,

 
At 3/5/12 7:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Klau bpk dye jual placur cmne..untung la cg 2..

 
At 5/5/12 7:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

..cerite lme boh.. X jdi..

 
At 15/5/12 9:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lucu jgak la...hahahahahaaaaa............

 
At 18/5/12 5:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

cikgu dan murid... dua-dua lembab...

 
At 23/5/12 4:40 PM, Blogger k.a_family Banding said...

KALAU BAPA DIA PUN CIKGU.. NAK BAGI APA

 
At 30/5/12 2:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rotan

 
At 4/6/12 8:14 PM, Anonymous temasik said...

Bapak aku jual surat khabar, besi lama, betteri lama - tilam lama tukar baru

 
At 6/6/12 3:45 PM, Blogger Baby Kasandra said...

dh tau citer ni.... tapi tetap lawak jugak....

 
At 11/6/12 9:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hu3.

 
At 8/12/12 1:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 7/1/13 4:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahha..yang ni lucu! kahkahkah...adkah patot..kikiki

 
At 22/4/13 4:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bagi cikgu tu hadiah liang lahad. ...stanby bila nak mampus

 
At 18/5/13 11:00 AM, Anonymous Bisnis Online Gratis said...

Artikel yang sangatlah lucu........ hehehehehehe

 
At 28/9/13 7:33 AM, Blogger asrul aliff said...

Hahahaha..ingtkn bpak dia pmbuat btu nisan..awat x bg ja cangkul yg bpak dia guna msa gali liang..hahaha

 
At 10/3/14 11:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nma klas pun 4 SLOW..mestilah lembab

 

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