Hadiah Hari Guru (Sempena Hari Guru)

Suatu pagi di dalam sebuah kelas 4 Slow, di sebuah sekolah rendah, di kawasan pedalaman. Cikgu sedang memberikan cadangan kepada murid-muridnya tentang hadiah sempena Hari Guru esok.

Cikgu: Saya tak kisah apa-apa jenis hadiah yang kamu nak berikan.

Murid: Tapi cikgu, hadiah yang macam mana?

Cikgu: Cikgu cadangkan begini, jika bapa kamu penanam jagung… jagunglah hadiahnya, jika nelayan, ikan pun boleh..

Murid-murid: Ohh…. begitu..

Keesokan harinya, penuh meja cikgu itu dengan pelbagai hadiah… macam-macam ada. Tersenyum lebar cikgu ….

Hah, kenapa kamu berpeluh ni Mamat? Datang lewat pulak!

Mamat: Usung hadiah cikgu… tu ada kat luar kelas.

Cikgu: Ya.. Allah, batu nesan Mat?????

Mamat: Ha….aaa (dengan bangga)

Cikgu: Ayah kamu kerja apa?

Mamat: PENGGALI KUBUR cikgu.

Cikgu: Patutlah.


---- Sumbangan: Cikgu Usman

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Anonymous
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18/5/11 11:14 PM delete

haha...dh terkene cikgu die..haha

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19/5/11 8:25 AM delete

nasib baik tak ada yg jd pekebun ketum, kalau tidak, sure anak murid bawak daun ketum hadiahkan pada gurunya

hehehehe

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hasannn
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19/5/11 11:00 PM delete

bpak aku bwak beca...
so nk kne bg beca ke?

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HillmeIssac
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21/5/11 12:34 AM delete

bapak aku tak keje,nak bagi apa?

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9/6/11 10:43 AM delete

hehehe... lawak lawak... klu bapak aku seorang blogger, apa nak bagi? hehehe

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Legendcaptain
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6/7/11 10:35 PM delete

Bapak aku niaga keter....x kan nak bagi keter

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AkuDiSini
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15/8/11 8:52 AM delete

****

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bp
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22/8/11 9:27 PM delete

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8/10/11 6:23 PM delete

saya suka lawak kamu yang sampaoi..... hahaha.... kelakarnya......

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saimin07
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7/11/11 12:24 AM delete

Nasib baik bapaknya tak keje pelihara babi,,
pasti cik gu -nya di bawakan babi.

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Anonymous
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28/11/11 12:33 AM delete

kalau bapak dia jual baju dalam? hehe..

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Anonymous
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8/4/12 3:24 PM delete

Kalo bpak dye jual bju dlm x ley nk wat pe r..

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Anonymous
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8/4/12 5:39 PM delete

Bapak aku da Meninggal..
Nak kasi apa heh?
Kasi...
Al Fatehah jee lah.

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Anonymous
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22/4/12 4:10 PM delete

hehe...lawak jw....x jadi mngantok da ak....

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AMER IKHWAN
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1/5/12 3:02 AM delete

Kalau bapak dia tok mudim, apa yg dia nak bagi,

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Anonymous
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3/5/12 7:11 PM delete

Klau bpk dye jual placur cmne..untung la cg 2..

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Anonymous
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5/5/12 7:32 AM delete

..cerite lme boh.. X jdi..

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Anonymous
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15/5/12 9:13 AM delete

lucu jgak la...hahahahahaaaaa............

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Anonymous
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18/5/12 5:20 PM delete

cikgu dan murid... dua-dua lembab...

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23/5/12 4:40 PM delete

KALAU BAPA DIA PUN CIKGU.. NAK BAGI APA

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Anonymous
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30/5/12 2:31 PM delete

Rotan

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temasik
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4/6/12 8:14 PM delete

Bapak aku jual surat khabar, besi lama, betteri lama - tilam lama tukar baru

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Baby Kasandra
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6/6/12 3:45 PM delete

dh tau citer ni.... tapi tetap lawak jugak....

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Anonymous
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11/6/12 9:08 PM delete

hu3.

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Anonymous
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8/12/12 1:19 AM delete

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Anonymous
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7/1/13 4:49 AM delete

hahha..yang ni lucu! kahkahkah...adkah patot..kikiki

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Anonymous
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22/4/13 4:46 PM delete

Bagi cikgu tu hadiah liang lahad. ...stanby bila nak mampus

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18/5/13 11:00 AM delete

Artikel yang sangatlah lucu........ hehehehehehe

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asrul aliff
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28/9/13 7:33 AM delete

Hahahaha..ingtkn bpak dia pmbuat btu nisan..awat x bg ja cangkul yg bpak dia guna msa gali liang..hahaha

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Anonymous
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10/3/14 11:38 AM delete

Nma klas pun 4 SLOW..mestilah lembab

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Zul Hafis
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14/4/15 1:17 AM delete

Bapak aku pomen (mekanik) lori..tpksa pikul ramai2 bawak gearbox lori kt cikgu tu..haha

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Zul Hafis
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14/4/15 1:24 AM delete

Bapak aku pomen (mekanik) lori..tpksa pikul ramai2 bawak gearbox lori kt cikgu tu..haha

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