Menantu Hantu

Ada satu famili. Satu hari sedang menantu lelaki tengok TV, bapa mertua lalu di depan. Tiba-tiba bapa mertua rebah sambil memegang dada. Apa lagi, kelam-kabutlah si menantu. Isterinya dan emak mertuanya pun menerkam ke arah bapa mertua sambil pegang-pegang dada bapa mertua.

Bapa mertua tak bergerak, senyap saja. Bertambahlah gabra semua yang melihatnya. Emak mertua menyuruh menantu mengajar bapa mertua, yang di atas ribanya itu mengucap. Dia gabra, sampai isterinya pun tolak-tolak bahunya suruh cepat lakukan. Emak mertuanya ulangi lagi suruh dia ajar mengucap.

Dalam gabra itu, si menantu pun dekatkan mulutnya ke telinga bapa mertua sambil berkata: "Ma Rabbuka! (Siapa Tuhan kamu!).." Kuat juga dia sebut, hingga terkejut emak mertua bila mendengarnya.

Tiba-tiba bapa mertua tersedar dan terus berkata: "Bila masa kau jadi malaikat ni? Aku belum mati lagi la..".


Sumbangan : Jas

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Yuzs
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21/3/10 1:31 AM

lawak gak. blh buatkan aku gelak.

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Anonymous
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15/4/10 2:52 PM

ha..ha

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Anonymous
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21/4/10 12:23 PM

Wakakakakaaa... pandai je u buat lawak mcm ni eh. Geli hati i ketawe kat sini ;>

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sarayu
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4/5/10 2:00 PM

law geli aty 2 g ar bedah..byk kuman ar 2..huhu

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Anonymous
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5/5/10 3:16 PM

kah... kah...kah... blh goyang 1 bdn gelak ceta ni

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Anonymous
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19/5/10 11:46 AM

xlwk ne pn...bese2 jer cte t lar...smpy nk p bedah2 ermmm

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Ummu
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3/6/10 3:47 PM

hahahahahaha....memg lawak giler la...pecah perut aku...huhu

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hafiz
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9/6/10 8:52 AM

wahahahahaha....lwak a/bngsa nie...

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aziz satu-satunya
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9/6/10 3:20 PM

sakit haTY tau....huhuhuhu

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Anonymous
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30/6/10 3:03 PM

hahaha..ada gak menantu yg kayu!!

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Anonymous
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12/7/10 12:26 PM

Aduh memang sakit perut baca ni...thank you for posting!

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Anonymous
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12/7/10 1:13 PM

lawak2x

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Anonymous
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21/7/10 3:24 PM

Hehehe...saya yang bosan & mengantuk pun leh gelak dgn lawak ni...

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Anonymous
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23/7/10 11:30 AM

HeHE...LwKNyE !

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Anonymous
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28/7/10 11:57 AM

bodoh punya menantu,pecah perut aku nie...best best :p

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Anonymous
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5/8/10 5:18 PM

tak lawak pun

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Anonymous
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6/8/10 6:27 PM

tak berapa lawak

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Peja
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16/8/10 10:34 AM

Adui... gelak xmenahan tul..

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sweety
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18/8/10 1:16 PM

adooooooooohh..lawaaaaaak:D

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Anonymous
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18/8/10 3:38 PM

hehe :)

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xynapster
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18/8/10 4:12 PM

Salam...hahahaha lawak beb. Ade masa jomlah beb layan blog radio aku pulak kat sini XY RADIO ONLINE dan XY ONLINE RADIO. Banyak radio ade beb sume layan punye. Aku tunggu...

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Anonymous
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19/8/10 3:14 PM

kuang3.....ngok punyer menantu

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Anonymous
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23/8/10 10:39 AM

LAWAK GLER LA..

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riena
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28/8/10 10:34 PM

i lyke it ....
lucu la ....

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Anonymous
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4/9/10 5:15 PM

haha..lucu2...

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Anonymous
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16/9/10 2:33 PM

bodo punya menantu..hahahaha

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Anonymous
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20/9/10 7:00 PM

gila punya menanatu......tu bukan antu tp hantu.....

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Anonymous
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25/9/10 9:07 PM

very2 funny..
bt ilang duka di ati...
hhahahahahahahah....

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Anonymous
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20/10/10 4:29 PM

hahahha.. apew punya menantu lahh.. hahah.. hantuu betul ahak.. lawak3!!

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Anonymous
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22/10/10 10:40 PM

kurang ajor punyo menantu...

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"shafarilla"
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27/10/10 10:31 AM

haha...pndai wt bg sy ketawa bb susah gak sya nk ketawa..hakhak....

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dyeana
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31/10/10 3:51 PM

hahahaha...plin gla...heheheh

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flora
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31/10/10 3:52 PM

ui beverly hills...bca kmu ni...huargakakakkaa

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blingmami
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1/11/10 10:07 PM

elok juga...

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zaharina
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16/3/11 10:27 PM

bahahahahhah!! there was nice babe! love ths joke! hahah

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Anonymous
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18/3/11 1:08 PM

ish ish ish orang suruh lain dia buat lain lawak2

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Anonymous
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21/5/11 6:47 PM

hahahaha , lwak sgt !

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Anonymous
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21/6/11 4:39 PM

oke

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izah
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29/10/11 8:31 PM

oke lh jugak cite ni.... drpd tak lwk langsung...

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Anonymous
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1/11/11 4:27 PM

cilakak punya menantu.

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red
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27/12/11 12:24 PM

mantap jak...

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-N.a.C.h.A-
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15/10/12 12:28 PM

mintak share ye..

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Siti Zaharah
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21/10/12 2:26 AM

Lawak..lawak..

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Anonymous
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27/11/12 8:26 PM

Hahaha...... Lawak..

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Anonymous
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7/4/13 12:51 AM

hahaha..bleh je die bngun dnga soaln tu..siot btul..

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Anonymous
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10/5/13 4:26 AM

haha,mabuk ketum menan2 dia neh

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Anonymous
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27/7/13 12:39 AM

aduh..sakit perut aku gelak..

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Anonymous
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30/7/13 3:31 PM

xklaka pown??xtau ape yg lawaknya??? looser

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Anonymous
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16/8/13 4:05 PM

kalo tk klaka pegi tngok cite melayu le...jgn nk kritik je

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Anonymous
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11/3/14 2:36 PM

Kau tu yg looser..xphm citer ni

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Anonymous
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11/3/14 2:38 PM

Bongok punye menantu...hahahahaha...lawak3

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