Baca Doa Dulu - Lawak Pak Pandir

Di suatu malam yang hening... Pak pandir dan bininya sedang mendengar ceramah agama dari surau yg berdekatan dengan rumah mereka. Antara ceramahnya adalah membaca doa sebelum makan.

" Ya tuan-tuan sebelum makan hendaklah kita membaca doa dahulu, ini adalah kerana syaitan akan makan makanan kita dan membuatkan kita makan tak kenyang-kenyang...." kata ustaz itu.

Lalu pak pandir ni pun baliklah bersama bininya malam tue. Semasa sedang makan malam tu, pak pandir tiba-tiba bangun dan meluru ke tandas berkali-kali. Tak cukup dengan tu, tidur malam tu pulak pak pandir nie asyik terkentuuooot memanjang.

Bininya tak tahan, maka tanyalah bininya kepada Pak Pandir, "Awak makan apa sampai jadi camni?".
"Tadi aku makan julap tak baca doa, biar padan muka syaitan tu.... berak-berak makan julap....muahahahahahaha!!!!!

Sesungguhnya... niat pak pandir memang suci...


---- sumbangan: Izwana Othman

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Anonymous
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28/4/10 2:54 PM delete

haha...so fun

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Anonymous
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17/5/10 4:45 PM delete

xfahammm.. ;(

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spoon
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2/6/10 6:21 PM delete

heh heh heh
padan muka kau seeetaaaan!!!

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Anonymous
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12/7/10 4:28 PM delete

bkn setan tu yg pdn muka..
pak pndir tu yg ptt nyer..
begong xbtmpt..

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faniza
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21/7/10 11:35 AM delete

waduhhh,pak pandir kok napa jadi gitu..

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Anonymous
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21/11/10 1:19 AM delete

amende la p.pandir ney

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Anonymous
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26/11/10 7:06 PM delete

adoyai saket prot aq bacer!!

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cerita lucu
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2/12/10 11:40 PM delete

the best malayu funny jokes .. very funny

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Anonymous
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6/4/11 5:29 PM delete

julap toh ape?

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Anonymous
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5/6/11 4:13 PM delete

ngong nyeeeeeee alahai...

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Anonymous
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30/10/11 1:10 AM delete

tak paham,tak paham........................................................................................................................................................

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Anonymous
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29/11/11 11:32 PM delete

eleh..dah baca pon

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Anonymous
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11/12/11 5:41 PM delete

haha...pk pndir bengong~

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Anonymous
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27/12/12 11:51 AM delete

Bodoh la spe xpaham..bru lawak mlayu,blm lawak jerman lg..phuii..

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