Bibik dan Telefon

Telefon pertama
Penelefon (X) : Helloooo…. Apakah ini kediaman En Harun Salim Bachik..??
Bibik (Y) : Maaf Salah nombor..ini kediaman keluarga Tuan Syed Mahmud…

Telefon ke -2
Penelefon (X) : Helloooo……Apakah ini kediaman En Harun Salim Bachik..??
Bibik (Y) : Maaf, salah dail ni, encik..!! ini kediaman keluarga Tuan Syed Mahmud. (jawabnya kesal)

Telefon ke -3
Penelefon (X) : Helloooo….
Bibik (Y) : Eeeh..Lagi2 kamu!!.. Awas ya!! Walau saya cuma pembantu, tapi saya bisa laporin kamu ke polisi..!! (marah sangat dah ni!)
Penelefon (X) : Apakah ini kediaman keluarga Tuan Syed Mahmud..??
Bibik (Y) : Aduuuh.. maaf2 yaaa…, tadi soalnya ada beberapa kali salah sambung. Mau cari siapa tuan.??
Penelefon (X) : Harun Salim Bachik….
Bibik (Y) : ??!!@#@$!! (sambil usap2 dada)

Telefon ke -4
Penelefon (X) : Helloooo…..
Bibik (Y) : Kurang ajaaar..!!! Kamu punya nyawanya berapa hah!!!
Penelefon (X) : Saya Syed Mahmud…..
Bibik (Y) : Aduh..!!! Maaf tuan! sorry sekali, tadi ada orang gila telpon! ada perintah apa tuan.??
Penelefon (X) : Segera panggil En Harun Salim Bachik..!!
Bibik (Y) : Hah..!…. (pengsan)

Selepas 10 minit kemudian setelah tersedar dari pengsan,

Telefon ke -5
Penelefon (Z) : Hallooooo….. (suara berbeza berbanding panggilan2 terdahulu)
Bibik (Y) : (Oh ini suaranya lain…). Mau cari siapa tuan..??
Penelefon (Z) : Ini kediaman keluarga Tuan Syed Mahmud??
Bibik (Y) : Iya betul….
Penelefon (Z) : Saya Harun Salim Bachik… , tadi ada orang cari saya???
Bibik (Y) : ??@#$%^??… (terkejang!)


---- sumbangan: Harun S.B

47 comments

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Anonymous
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2/9/10 10:23 AM

hahaha..mati kejang + t'gamam! nice joke 4 my nanny!

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Wawa Zolkepli
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2/9/10 11:16 AM

bapak ah bengong giler!!!
ngehngeh!

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Masa DAH Time
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17/9/10 12:52 AM

nak kacau orang gaji punya pasal sampai taknak guna henfon.

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akubiomed
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20/9/10 1:19 AM

Kelakar gila ada juga orang macam ini. Sampai bila pun tak selesai

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Anonymous
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24/9/10 10:40 AM

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Anonymous
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25/9/10 3:18 PM

menarik sangat

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Anonymous
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20/10/10 4:19 PM

hahahha.. kelakar sgt!! like dis one ;)

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Anonymous
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22/10/10 10:21 PM

huwa..huwa..huwa...bygkan bibik tu mati kejang..mmg kelakar habis lah

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baha
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10/11/10 10:48 PM

tabik laa cite nii...hihiihii

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Anonymous
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21/11/10 12:56 AM

ble nk hbs daa

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Anonymous
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24/11/10 4:15 PM

NGEEEE..NGEEE.NGEEEE

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Anonymous
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2/12/10 7:40 PM

mmg tabik spring ar!!!hahaha

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10/12/10 11:24 AM

Hah???(aku pun pengsan jugak sebab lawak ni sumbangan harun salim bachik)

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hikayat
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13/12/10 2:30 PM

haha.. seryez lucu.

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Anonymous
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1/1/11 1:43 AM

babi pukek bna lawak tk ..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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naim
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15/2/11 10:48 PM

rasanya taklah klako

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love
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24/2/11 1:49 PM

baik ar...best giler....

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siti jauyah
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1/3/11 8:56 PM

aku suka aku suka aku suka

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Anonymous
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17/3/11 4:13 PM

Hadoi sampai pengsan bibi tu akhir sekali Harun Salim Bachik telefon lepastu terkejang pulak dah bibi tu kesian-kesian

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Anonymous
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19/3/11 8:51 PM

giler klakar kot..terkekek ketawa..hikhik..

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Anonymous
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19/3/11 8:52 PM

memang TERBAEEEK... dari ladang!!! hahahahaha....

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Anonymous
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25/3/11 12:22 PM

best

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Anonymous
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7/4/11 3:18 PM

apanye yang kelakar nie..tak lawak pon

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15/4/11 5:33 AM

lawak ape ? Memang lawak laa , mungkin yang tak ketawa tu tak focuz kali . Poraa

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Anonymous
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17/4/11 3:25 AM

aku langsung tak paham.. apa maksudnye?knpe dia kejang.. tak paham.. sori :)

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Anonymous
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5/5/11 11:33 PM

lawak gileerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............

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Anonymous
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7/5/11 7:50 PM

MAMPOS bibik tu aahahah...smart2,,,best

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Anonymous
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11/5/11 4:28 PM

NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!

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Anonymous
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17/5/11 8:37 PM

Not funny at all ? tk de perasaan kerrr ?

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afiq allstar
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16/6/11 4:33 PM

pela bodoh sgt hahahaha lawakkk!!!!babi

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Anonymous
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21/6/11 4:32 PM

haha..sye blur jap..

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Anonymous
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1/8/11 11:25 PM

x faham laa...dew ark yunk bek at tulun xplain ann...

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Anonymous
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23/8/11 5:18 PM

klaka abes!

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ayzed
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24/9/11 11:14 AM

haha.. Smpai aku pun kekejangan bc lawak ni.. aduhai..

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eiykah
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27/9/11 4:59 PM

hahah...lawak la....bez gak...haha

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izah
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29/10/11 6:18 PM

cerita ni best jugak lah...

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red
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27/12/11 12:20 PM

ndak phmmm....blurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Anonymous
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28/1/12 1:38 AM

Tolong xfhm ni...

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mudahsaja
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8/4/12 6:14 PM

Macam kisah siri twilight zone...

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Anonymous
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12/10/12 10:54 AM

hha lutcunya..ksian kat bibik..bingung.!

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Anonymous
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7/1/13 5:03 AM

gilerrr punyee lwakkk!!!!!

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18/5/13 11:03 AM

Artikel yang sangatlah lucu........ hehehehehehe

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Anonymous
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20/9/14 6:35 PM

x lawak langsun bodoh bangang

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